I was born on the fifth moon of saturn, to slaves working the mercury mines of Titan. They raised me as best as they could while shielding me from the whip of their cybernetic taskmaster. When they died in a cave-in, I was rescued from the rubble and taken away by the terrorist responsible. The next ten years I was raised and educated on the pirate ship Turing’s Folly, mercilessly ambushing the water mining operations of the Overmind and taking the precious comet-cargo back to the rebel base on Asteroid Zyvelon IX in the Ort Cloud.
And then I fell into a swirly thing and somehow wound up here.